Kristians Home Page

Hi, I'm Kristian, and this is my wonderful home page. Can you belive it, I made this all by my self!?

I'm a software developer, mostly infrastructure stuff, and I do computer stuff and I honestly believe the web was a more fun place at the turn of the millennium than it is now. Well... at least less mass produced and commercialized. But maybe I'm just nostalgic for a past that never was?

I work at some company. I tried keeping that up to date, but I just realized that it's said the wrong place of work on this site for over two years, so just assume I'm still employed SOMEWHERE and if it matters that much to you, then I guess this place isn't for you.

Some stuff I've made or which is related to me

• nesquik.nu - A quite old story about the first domain I ever purchased and how that all played out.
• friday.horse - ethically sourced horses as a service every friday.
• txt.friday.horse - The same, but for those of you who are not blessed with a graphical computer terminal, and rely on text only.You can get a feel for how it looks on friday by cheating. (fun fact, txt.friday.horse might be the worlds only HTTP application server written entirely in GNU Awk).
• My norwegian fediverse account
• My english fediverse account(less active, but still active)
• love.kly.no (Norwegian) - A "love tester" I wrote for my nieces in an evening, which I liked so much that I kept it. The reason was this conversation: "Niece: So you can make progams and games? Me: Well theoretically, I suppose! Niece: So... can you make fortnite? Me: Ehm, that's a bit much... Niece, thinking: How about a love calculator?
• My (not very updated) blog. I might get back into blogging quite suddenly. Or not. WHO KNOWS?
• External: The Gathering - A computer party I've volunteered for for a decade and a half, mostly doing network stuff and some admin-adjacent stuff. Though the list of what I've done over the years is rather extensive. But I figure I don't want all of that in writing.

privacy policy: I can write litterally anything here because the people who actually needs to read this never do, but the people who DO read this will probably notice already that there are no cookies, no javascript even, and while your IP may end up in access log, there's a good chance that the disk ran full because I barely maintain that server beyond automatic patching and the web server is just barely alive, so who the hell knows what I'm tracking, huh? At some point about a decade and a half ago I had some disqus comment field in my blog, but that's been gone for so long I'm not even sure why I mention it. Anyway, if you're still reading this, you seem like a nice person and you should introduce yourself, but then again, maybe I'm just a bad judge of character? Life is full of mysteries.